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The Excuses
- Footy-Feed
Please type your excuse here #footyfeed
Footy-FeedThe office alarm is going off and Im a key holder, hopefully I should be back in a few hours. #footyfeed
Footy-FeedI have to stay at work and clean the office, it's really Messi #footyfeed
Footy-FeedI can't come home this evening, my bosses want me to learn how to swear in 32 different languages #footyfeed
Footy-FeedGet well soon Rio #footyfeed
Footy-FeedI'm off to drink beer until you are beatiful #footyfeed
Footy-FeedI'm just going to spend a 90 minutes away from you so I appreciate you more when I come back #footyfeed
Footy-FeedI'm just going out for a couple of hours to think about all the wonderful things we will do together in the future #footyfeed
Footy-FeedI witnessed a mugging and the police want me to identify the geezer in a line up, like the good samaritan that I am. #footyfeed
Footy-FeedSorry I was away for 90 minutes dearest but somebody asked me why I loved you and I had that many reasons to tell them. #footyfeed
Footy-FeedI can't go to work - my fish is ill after last night's Vindaloo, and I need to take it to the vet. #footyfeed
Jacamo
The Banter
Seems odd, considering it's bullying of Kean that has been criticised, not the very understandable protests of BRFC fans.
Barry Glendenning3 - Keisuke Honda a marqué le plus de buts sur coup-franc direct la saison dernière en Premier League russe. Tsubasa.
Opta3 - Keisuke Honda scored the most goals form direct free kicks last season in the Russian Premier League. Tsubasa.
Opta68 - Arsenal and Tottenham both won 68 Premier League points in 2011, though Spurs did so in one game fewer (37). Balance.
Opta Sports86 – Uli Hoeneß ist mit 86 Toren in 239 BL-Spielen für den FC Bayern München der siebtbeste Torjäger der Vereinsgeschichte. Glückwünsche!
OptaFranz69 - Carlos Tévez est le meilleur buteur sud-américain dans l'histoire de la Premier League. Convoité.
Opta69 - Carlos Tévez has scored more Premier League goals than any other South American player. Coveted.
Opta0 - Chelsea are the only team not to name an unchanged starting XI in the Premier League this season. Experiment.
Opta SportsA lot of the criticisms of united are the same as arsenal have faced for a while - lack of leaders, dodgy keepers, lack of signings, etc etc
Matt LawResponses from Everton fans to lowest league crowd of Moyes' reign blame poor football, lack of entertainment/investment in squad, weather.
Phil McNultyMichael Clarke batting in a cap: thrilling stuff. Or is that just me? to my mind only one rung down from the ultimate: batting in a sunhat
Barney RonayJust seen that Gylfi Sigurdsson has joined Swansea on loan from Hoffenheim? Good player and takes superb corners and free-kicks.
Barry Glendenning3 - Most attacking GKs in the PL since Aug 06: Paul Robinson (1 goal/3 assists), Tim Howard (1 goal/1 assist), Pepe Reina (4 assists). Rush.
Opta SportsFilthy night - but crowd of only 29,561 at Everton last night will be real concern after Moyes admitted concern about dwindling attendances.
Phil McNultyEngland U16s game with Spain has been confirmed for Wednesday 15 February at La Ciudad del Futbol de las Rozas.
TheFA.comThere are some completely wrong rumours that I prefer to let run. Someone said to me other day: didn't you play for Oviedo? Er, yes! Haha
Sid LoweWot ar you tawking about, my speling is perfic
Sid LoweI should have added 'since SuperCopa'.
Sid LoweDomestic agg score that is (Milan got two in ChLg)
Sid LoweForgive me if my maths is off but I thonk Barcelona's 4-0 last night means their all-games aggregate score at Camp Nou this season is 54-0
Sid Lowe
